E69: Felicity Huffman Hatches a Mouse Mastodon!

Like a Netflix crossover special of Full House, Desperate Housewives and Orange is the New Black, the college-cheating scandal known as Operation Varsity Blues captivated and revolted us in equal measure. We are a nation of grifters and there’s no turning back! Also: two dead people struggle to sell a house in the Hamptons that they designed to either prolong your life or end it.

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E65: Lady Gaga Harnesses Her Ribcage! (feat. Christina Binkley)

It’s New York Fashion Week and it’s not just the cold weather that is keeping us from experimenting with the hottest trend at the Grammys (hint: it’s an exposed ribcage).Joined by author and fashion journalist Christina Binkley, we shut down blackface turtlenecks, mock turtlenecks, Adam’s apple turtlenecks, harnesses on the red carpet, breast pumps as a fashion statement, and a boots-on-the-ground report about how Michael Cohen is spending his last days as a free man. Also on the docket: the two disparate theories explaining what’s behind the Jeff Bezos extortion attempt; Tinder for cows; Starbucks horoscopes and the unusual story of Dina Lohan’s fiancé.

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E64: Ashton Kutcher Gives Roger Stone a Manicure! (feat. Glace Chase)

There’s no good time to be incapacitated, but that’s what happened this week, and we’re still struggling to keep up with all the horrors. But with the help of our special guest, comedienne/playwright Glace Chase, we managed to shut down the substance, structure and guests of the State of the Union speech; a wild ATM incident in China; a man in the Netherlands embroiled in a legal battle to officially change his age; and, of course, the scandal in the Virginia legislature that combines three elements we thought we’d never see together: blackface, #metoo and the Moonwalk.

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Aziz Ansari Was a Victim of Bad Journalism

I miss “Sex and the City.” I miss watching Charlotte awkwardly describe to her girlfriends the encounter in which her date called her a “fucking bitch” and a “fucking whore” when he climaxed. I miss hearing Samantha complaining about the guy who told her to shave her pubic hair. And I miss Carrie’s wide-eyed reaction, over brunch, to Miranda’s harrowing story of getting her ass licked: “Are we talking tuchus lingus?” I mean, LOL forever.

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Vanity Fair: Can Cynthia Nixon Be New York’s Hillary Clinton Do-Over?

We are living through a bizarre moment of historical déjà vu. Twenty years after the premiere of Sex and the City and the release of the Starr Report triggered a nationwide sexual-political identity crisis, Nixon has announced she is running for governor of New York in a primary challenge to Democrat Andrew Cuomo, a former Clinton Cabinet member and heir to a political dynasty, whose close aide and personal friend was just convicted of three felonies.

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Pepsi, United and Trump

Over the past week, two massive American corporations found themselves ensnared in PR nightmares entirely of their own making. Instead of owning up to their mistakes and apologizing, their first instinct was to double down and blame the victim.

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