As we enter the mob phase of the Trump presidency, we dig into the inspiring story of Pierre Delecto, the once-secret Internet persona of Mitt Romney. I share a personal story about how Countess Luann de Lesseps transformed me into a cabaret critic. There's been a chef’s mutiny at Barneys, and killer asteroids are hitting Britain daily (at least according to The Daily Express.) Plus, a French scientist who developed a creepy skin for iPhones that responds to tapping and unwanted sexual contact.