We delve into the Trump-Zelensky phone call, troubles at the We Company and the fraud that is ComScore. A New Jersey couple goes under the knife to correct their RBF; Mark Ronson reveals his sexual orientation; Gucci predicts people will be wearing straitjackets next summer; and Irish Rail has an unusual explanation for their train delays involving a bird. Finally, we have a boots-on-the-ground update from the Isle of Rockall, Britain’s final act of imperial expansion.