As hurricane Dorian heads to the Carolinas–not Alabama–the British government is spiraling out of control and a 73-year-old Irish folk singer is poised to invade a remote British island which is actually a rock. Dairy Queen denied that its hamburgers contain human meat, raising questions about what other types of meat are not in the burgers. There's a new species outside of Washington, DC, and a snake terrorizing people in the Outer Banks is actually a lizard with a detachable tail.