It’s the dog days of summer, but for me and Brian, it’s just silly season. In this politics-free episode (recorded prior to our 2-week summer vacation), we discuss how a woman hid meth in her vagina and a man hid cocaine in his toupee. Another woman got an octopus stuck on her face and then waited two days before going to the hospital. Men in England are paying big bucks to get wedgies in public and to clean the home of a 68-year-old dominatrix. People in Hollywood are taking out Disgrace Insurance to protect themselves from public shaming.